Definitions by Justin sideme
splatter patty
Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
splatter patty by Justin sideme September 20, 2023
Parmesan pellet
That one annoying white or silver car that is driving like it’s their first day on the interstate during rush hour.
Parmesan pellet by Justin sideme September 20, 2023