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hobbit toe

The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
by Justin Norman January 19, 2009
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