Jumpingchaos's definitions

Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

unilateral disarmament

A myth brought to you by your government

They offered unilateral disarmament. So we nuked the dumb chickens who wants chicken wings

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

pussy rhythm

When a dude can't dance or catch the songs stupid beat, however....

I can't dance a jig 😉, but I got that pussy rhythm she can't stop drunk dialing me for

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024