Definitions by Julian Mark Peter Bungard

To Go Keanu 

To totally kick someone's arse, especially when using Matrix-like skills.

As a past verb: "Holy shit, did you see that guy go Keanu on his ass!?"
Present tense: "Fuck, he's going Keanu on that guy's ass!
Future tense: "I'm so going to go Keanu on his ass when I see him next."

To Go Keanu by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

google 

Quite possibly the greatest website ever invented.

Fucking use google before you do something stupid.

google by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

thong 

A sandal-type shoe that is often worn in Summer, especially in Australia. It is incredibly annoying to get it confused that piece of women's underwear. IT'S A G-STRING FUCKWITS!

American male: "ohhh dude, that chick's wearin thong."
Aussie male: "And? I wear thongs."
American male: "O rly? when?"
Aussie male: "When I'm feeling hot."
American male: "O_o.

thong by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007