hands

Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.

"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

To Go Keanu

To totally kick someone's arse, especially when using Matrix-like skills.

As a past verb: "Holy shit, did you see that guy go Keanu on his ass!?"
Present tense: "Fuck, he's going Keanu on that guy's ass!
Future tense: "I'm so going to go Keanu on his ass when I see him next."

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

steve jobs

The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?

I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007