Julian Mark Peter Bungard's definitions

hands

Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.

"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

google

Quite possibly the greatest website ever invented.

Fucking use google before you do something stupid.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

steve jobs

The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?

I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007