Definitions by Juice jamboree

Socks-to-bed

A person who is square but tries to identify with the cool kids and party community

He is a real socks-to-bed type, constantly misusing the lingo while trying to fit in

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight