Definitions by Juice Box Jerry

squelf 

To be assaulted by a person at least 8 inches shorter than you, or to assault a person at least 8 inches taller than you.

"If he puts his hands on his knees to talk to me one more time I'm going to give him the squelfing of his life!"

"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"

squelf by Juice Box Jerry September 21, 2017