Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire's definitions

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

An extremely long name. The real/full name of Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Guy 1: "Hey, what was Scar's real name again?"

Guy 2: "I think it was Jagemu Jagemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Foraimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paupo-paupo Paupo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chounmei no Chosuke."

Guy 3: "No, dude, you got it all wrong. It's Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke."

Guy 1: "Oh, alright, thanks."

by Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire May 21, 2020

Onosecond

That one moment when you realize you absolutely fucked up and there's no way back, that makes you go: Oh, no.

Dan: You look a bit shaken up, man. What's up?

Todd: I really fucked up today, man. I spilled coffee on my work laptop while working and lost a lot of data. I swear, that was the biggest onosecond I've ever had.

by Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire April 6, 2021