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Elaine

One of the most amazing people you will have the pleasure of meeting. Elaine’s are typically nice, and sweet and very caring towards others while still being a badass who can stand up for herself should the situation call for it. Normally light skinned, fair complexion. Her beauty is mesmerizing. She’s cute and lovable but also sexy at the same one. You should consider yourself lucky if you end up dating an Elaine.

Man 1: hey man, I heard you’re dating Elaine now.
Man 2: yep, I’m the luckiest guy ever!
Man 1: damn right you are.

by Judgmental teen June 23, 2018