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Definitions by Juan del Pelo

Anal Taco 

When there is so much hair in a woman's nether-region that you cannot distinguish between the vagina and asshole.
Not knowing what she wanted, I just slipped it in the ominous anal taco.

It took three Mexican gardeners to trim her anal taco to make her anatomically correct.
Anal Taco by Juan del Pelo May 31, 2009