deli bath

When someone is passed out from alcohol, one proceeds to place the one who is passed out in the bathtub, afterwhich they are covered with old nearly rotten deli meats.
Johnny passed out at the kegger, so we deli bathed him with rotten salami.
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kurkey sammos

Hey Juan, wheres the kurkey sammos!!
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