Definitions by Joshua Fan

au contraire 

The snobbish French way to say "on the contrary", which is the snobbish English way to say "rather".

A: Au contraire, while an opinion cannot be wrong, that makes you no less of an imbécile.
B: Touché.

au contraire by Joshua Fan November 17, 2013

iPad 

The next generation of failed expectations, especially in reference to devices ripped from Star Trek.

"I hope the new iCommunicator won't turn out to be another iPad."

iPad by Joshua Fan January 27, 2010

degreelessness

The state of "god" mode, or invincibility, in the classic video game Doom.

Typing "iddqd" while playing Doom enables degreelessness.

degreelessness by Joshua Fan January 16, 2009