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Fingerpeño is when you finger a girl within five minutes of cutting a jalapeño pepper. The pepper juices on your fingers will burn her insides and you must yell "fingerpeño" as you perform the act.
Immediately after preparing some homemade jalapeño poppers, my boyfriend fingerpeñoed me.
"Brittany, why are you walking bowlegged?"
"My boyfriend fingerpeñoed me and it burns like chlamydia."
(From inside the bedroom) "Fingerpeño!!!"
"Dude! Susan's totally getting fingerpeñoed in the other room."
"Brittany, why are you walking bowlegged?"
"My boyfriend fingerpeñoed me and it burns like chlamydia."
(From inside the bedroom) "Fingerpeño!!!"
"Dude! Susan's totally getting fingerpeñoed in the other room."
by Josh Finkelstein May 24, 2013
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