plart

All matter even a fart is made up of one of four substances, gas fart, solid poop, liquid fuice, or plasma plart. A plart is when you fart or drop a duece and the gas form of a turd known as fart is accompanied by a plasma goo, usually very warm.

Michael: a crap, I just farted and somethin' else came out with it.
Josh: did you shart?
Michael: No.
Josh: did you fuice?
Michael: No, I think I plarted.

by Josh Allard August 02, 2006

fuice

when you fart and accidentally let out some duece juice.

Josh: If you don't stop I'm going to fuice my pants.

past tense Michael: Dude, i gotta get to a bathroom quick, i just fuiced my underwear.

by Josh Allard August 02, 2006

duece juice

The juice that accompanies poop and sometimes a wet fart.

Alicia: Stop fartin' all the time, you've got duece juice all over your dirty undies!

by Josh Allard August 02, 2006