Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.
Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning
by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011
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procrastitexting

The act of starting a conversation over text message instead of doing homework.
I didn't finish my homework last night because I was procrastitexting
by José Wanahumpalota November 07, 2011
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