Definitions by Jordan Campeau

rattling coffee 

coffee mug containing either vodka, rum, whiskey with 3 ice cubes. The morning beverage of choice for drunks.

"Hey cunt wheres my fuckin rattling coffee its 8:00am"

rattling coffee by Jordan Campeau April 12, 2007

sinkhole effect

-the anal cavity of a woman sunken and gaping
-gaping hole with surrounding tufts of hair

(dialogue)
ashanti- i got the sinkhole effect when i was with jordan last night.

keisha- whats the sinkhole effect?

ashanti-after i got fucked in the ass by jordan, my butthole stayed wretched wide open

keisha- oh so u got a loose asshole!

sinkhole effect by Jordan Campeau July 2, 2006