Jonny Zip's definitions

on-enjoyment

A play on the word "unemployment", referring to a person that is receiving unemployment benefits but not pursuing a replacement job.

After Josh lost his job at the warehouse he didn't even glance at the classifieds for three or four weeks. He sat around the house, playing Xbox and jacking off on the government's dime. Gotta love those on-enjoyment benefits!

by Jonny Zip December 25, 2006

friendlord

Someone that rents living space to his buddies. Often gets screwed out of payment, or gets paid in services or drugs.

Jonny lived in his buddy Eric's spare bedroom, but couldn't pay his rent on time. Luckily, Eric was a kind friendlord and allowed Jonny to clean up garbage at his other properties in lieu of rent.

by Jonny Zip January 7, 2007