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Coño chops

First used by 2 immature English lads in Tenerife circa 1997.

Used as a humorous greeting and always said with a Spanish accent. Can be interspersed with random Spanish words such as Champiñones or Fritas when spoken to by a native and no idea what to reply.

Translates at Cunt Chops or Fanny Face.
Hola coño chops.

Eeeeeehhhhhh coño chops.

Uno cerveza coño chops.
Coño chops by Jon no H January 3, 2026