Definitions by Jon Von Neumann

cortina 

n. A lively, jubilant, enthusiastic and occasionally silly individual. The opposite of pawagi

v. To trick people who have feeble minds, such as Homer Simpson

adj.(cortinaly) ecstatic, friendly, smiley

1. Jim Carey is a cortina wannabe.

2. Yo, remember how I cortina'd a hundred bucks out of that dawg who was high and trippin'?

3. In this society, people often put up a cold face rather than acting more approachable and cortinaly.

cortina by Jon Von Neumann March 2, 2003

Pawagi 

n. An difficult person who makes loud monotonous speeches.

v. See assrape

1. Al Gore is such a Pawagi!
2. Man, I totally got Pawagi'd by that final exam.

Pawagi by Jon Von Neumann February 27, 2003