Definitions by Jon S.
wet and helpless
After a long night of drinking the next morning you are hung-over and in quite a bad place, you take a shower but mid shower you realize you need to puke, so you run to the toilet and pray to the porcelain gods, as you sit there heaving you are cold, shivering and soaking wet. Hence Wet and Helpless.
wet and helpless by Jon S. April 19, 2004
double decker
While taking a duece you realize you need to puke. You cannot reposition yourself so you puke while duecing, therefore you are flowing from both floors, the double decker.
double decker by Jon S. April 19, 2004