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penis surprise

It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.
"Would you like some popcorn, Kathrine?... *Penis Surprise!*"
by Jon, Kev and Sean September 16, 2008
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