Definitions by Johnson and the juice crew

chewed garden hose 

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

chewed garden hose by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017