Johnny Longmeat's definitions

Vanilla Rice

This is what you call a white guy who tries to act like an Asian. There is a high probability that he will try (usually with little success) to get with an Asian girl. Other indicators are that he will like anime, manga, and drive a ricer.

Look everyone, here comes Vanilla Rice with his riced-up civic. Pretty soon he'll be talking about Goku and stuff. And he's white, not Asian.

by Johnny Longmeat July 20, 2006