Definitions by Johnny Kinnell

Baking a turd 

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

Baking a turd by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006