Definitions by Johnny G-Spot

Wine Bottle Shits 

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.

I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.

Wine Bottle Shits by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009