Definitions by Johnny Dog Nuts

APSI

A unit of measurement to determine aggression in dogs. Stands for Aggresion per square inch.

That fucking wiener dog is clocking in at 375 APSI.

It smells just like you'd think. Basically a toxic queef that smells of old fish.

I was eating out this girl from the club, and she let out a hellacious clam burp that caused me to contract Hep B.