John. B. Pintman's definitions
Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.
Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022
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