John butcher's definitions

Harper Roberts

A man whith an abnormal addiction to rockstar and energy drinks and has a very squeaky voice. Also allergic to most things including grass

Hey Akhmatova want to get a rockstar
Nah man don’t want to be a Harper Roberts

by John butcher December 21, 2018

Chad LeStrande

An absolute eshay lad who constantly fakes an illness to take time of school. Commonly misinterpreted as a Kobi Hemmerle.

I’ve been taking to many days of school hope I don’t turn into a chad lestrande

by John butcher June 5, 2019

Byron Butler

A delusional man who thinks he has a high school attendance but in reality has a 40% attendance rate and is a massive loser

God I hate Byron butler he’s a loser

by John butcher June 5, 2019