Yoey

Name given to a perennially pale, long haired ladies' man. Usually a fan of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Always there for a serious chat or a raucous drinking game. Huge karaoke-er. Gangly synthesiser of some of the greatest words of the 21st century. Yoeys have massive sleezilla potential when drunk, and an inability to be photographed without a horrendously unattractive grimace

Guy 1: You shall not pass (screws up face)
Guy2:You are such a Yoey