Definitions by John Reid

Maple Leafs 

Toronto-based professional hockey team that has not won the Stanley Cup since 1967, sometimes abbreviated as Leafs." Also, a profound grammatical error.

1. "Maple Leafs denied Stanley Cup because of bad luck, lack of skill."

2. "You mean Leaves, right?" "Hell, no."

Maple Leafs by John Reid April 7, 2005