John Porkie Workie's definitions

Ryan

A small human-like creature that resides primarily in the sewers on Nelson BC, spends its time playing Fortnite and brawl stars with its little rat hands. Over the past 25 years the species has evolved to see in the darkness and to see better in the blue light of their phone screens. They are feral beings, so if you come across one be wary as it's always mating season for a Ryan.

I passed a Ryan on the way home and It almost bit me!
You look like a real Ryan today. Did you sleep well last night?

by John Porkie Workie March 5, 2025