Definitions by John Mclane

Filthy Colgate

A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."

When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.

Filthy Colgate by John Mclane August 3, 2007