1 definition by John McCrum and John Nerone

To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.
Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".
by John McCrum and John Nerone December 25, 2005
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