Definitions by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt

Kill Calamari 

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".

"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"

Kill Calamari by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004