Feek

Slang for fecal matter.

"Dude, you just feeked your pants"

by John Griffin August 25, 2003

Mel

A nickname for a girl named Melissa or Melanie. Coolest girl around. She is really down to earth and has a lot of friends. She also has the sexiest booty ever. All guys want to hit that. From behind.

Man, see that booty on that girl? She must be a Mel!

by John griffin February 13, 2013

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 29, 2004