Definitions by John Ganter

Timkolesar 

When a female is passed out at an event or recreation, a male will come and makeout with the unaware victim, which the victim will proceed to react violently after awakening.

"I pulled a Timkolesar on Gwen last night, she kicked me out of the room".

Timkolesar by John Ganter January 27, 2009

Cuban Radiation 

Gamma Rays, emit off Cubans during the first 5 years of coming off of their raft during strenuous, aquatic travel. Studies have shown Cuban Radiation is the number one casual relation to Heart Cancer.

"Erod's mom is about to die, I heard it was from his own Cuban Radiation, poor thing."

Cuban Radiation by John Ganter January 27, 2009