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Crouching Porcupine
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When the girl
you are
having sex with has pubic
hairs
that are as
long
as a porcupines needles.
That bitch
gave me a
crouching
porcupine
.
Crouching Porcupine
by
John Fielhauer
March 26, 2009
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