John Crump's definitions

Gunje

Verb

To suck your own penis with your tongue stuck up urethra then sucking up and spitting semen in and out of your balls until you’re pleased.

Me and my friend tried having a gunje off until one of us eventually suffocated

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025