Definitions by John Crabs

squeelt 

the fastest speed of all. thats right, faster than chuck norris. i know it may sound ridiculous, but its true.

" i was running squeelt yesterday at basketball "

squeelt by John Crabs March 31, 2008

spoil 

to leave an ugly present in your pants for someone else to clean up.

"after football im just gonna spoil ben, the launderer"

spoil by John Crabs March 31, 2008