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The act of positioning your female counterpart's face over a pile of shit during doggy-style sex, while smacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Once the act is completed, she should be banished to the backyard for one hour.
My girlfriend has been very rambunctious and disobedient lately, perhaps a naughty puppy is in order.
by John Brennan July 26, 2008
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