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When a man drops his pants and you cant tell if what you see is a small penis or and large clit, what you see is a Klett.
John: Dude I was so surprised last night.
Jim: Why?
John: Well Cory acts so cool I thought he had a big penis.
Jim: And?
John: He has a fuckin Klett. That shit was funny.
Jim: Why?
John: Well Cory acts so cool I thought he had a big penis.
Jim: And?
John: He has a fuckin Klett. That shit was funny.
by John Bateman December 19, 2009
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