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Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.
Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.
by Johann Van Der Schmidt December 14, 2007
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