Definitions by Jogana Jallenstrom

half-speed 

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.

"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".

half-speed by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009