Actual real-life queen of Dallas, the cutest women to ever walk the earth. Most people have to wear eclipse glasses when looking at her for fear they will get blinded by her lethal face card. Insurance companies hate her as she has caused multiple heart attacks from her aura. Orthodontist office is slammed with victims' jaws stuck on the floor after looking at her. She is so smart and funny that you probably won't understand her. She is, the most perfect women on the earth.
I want to go to the bar because I might see Reagan and she's the hottest person I've ever seen, problem is she is so hot and I don't want to have a heart attack or get my jaw stuck on the floor.
by JoeyDallas June 24, 2025