Definitions by Joesmelle

Smoking the Salmon 

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

Smoking the Salmon by Joesmelle January 27, 2019