A state of utter confusion. Stymied. Exaggerated by the effects of alcohol although this situation can take place while sober. A mess. A fucked situation.
Moned, being the precursor to mon-citeod. Traffic is to moned as a traffic accident is to mon-cited.
If you had 4 beers you were moned. If you had 14 beers to you undoubtedly mon-citeod or simply "citoed"
Cito, seeto - A dork or loser.
The "cito" bartender through me out for being too citeod and touching the guests. The next morning I woke up and was so mon-citoed I hurled all over the hallway.