2 definitions by Joe Thompson

turtle

a girl that is so hot that you would do anything to sleep with her including biting her turtle head off, which in this circumstance means the initial portion of fecal matter that has peaked its head from the buttocks.

"Man that chick is so hot, I would totally bite her turtle head off."

by Joe Thompson November 27, 2007

shell

a total tool of a man that manages to pull the hottest chicks.

"Dude that chick is banging, but look at the shell she's with."

by Joe Thompson November 27, 2007