Definitions by Joe Sixpack

ooterus 

An expression derived from Something Awful portraying Gollum from Lord of the Rings as a hired thug for the Nazgul, given the task of inducing an abortion in Lady Galadriel. The insinuation is he will use all necessary force.

We punches her in the ooterus, master!

ooterus by Joe Sixpack April 7, 2005

Monsta 

The left field wall at Fenway Park.
What tourists unwhittingly refer to as "The Green Monster". Which the localals refer to as "The Wall".
Most notable recently for the seats situated atop it. These are the "Monsta seats".

"Dj'you see that shot Manny sent ova the Monsta. That was Pissa, betcha it hit the Pike"

Monsta by Joe Sixpack December 30, 2003