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Cum Bum

A beggar, like the ones in big cities that ask for change, but instead of change, he wants cum shots. Therefore, he is the "Cum Bum."

Man: "I was walking down Jefferson in Chicago, and I saw this guy coming up to me. I thought he was gonna ask me for some change, but he wanted my semen. Isn't that gross??"

Other Man: "Yeah dude, that's fucking sick. He's the Cum Bum!!"

by Joe Kelley March 31, 2009