Definitions by Joe Bowers, Pvt

Cartoon Ugly 

When someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person

Joe: Hey Frito, would you bang Rita?

Frito: No way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!

Joe: Yeah man, and I heard the Warner brothers gave her the Eiffel tower too...

Cartoon Ugly by Joe Bowers, Pvt February 12, 2010