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Merdead

A place in the Central California Valley where teen pregnancy is a letterman sport and buying meth is part of Obamacare; Gateway to Yosemite, but not close enough; the original"Stairway to Heaven"; birthplace of UC Merdead, home of the Fighting Golden Shower Bobcats; birthplace of Janet Leigh, famous for the golden shower scene in in "Psycho";
I live in Merdead and can't wait to get out, even in a casket.

How smart can they be if they be if they are

going to UC Merdead?

I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"
by Joaquin Merdeadietta1 December 27, 2013
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